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Don’t. You can’t.
However, if you must build a rocket, drop the kids off at the pool, drop a dookie, take a poo, and there’s at least another 135 words to describe the deed, then at least be kind enough to use some Poo-Pourri.
This was your public service announcement of the day. I hope you have a sense of humor.
In conclusion, the way to inconspicuously take a poo at work, is simply, by not.
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